Thursday, October 9, 2008

I'd Marry Juan Valdez Right Now

Or Mr Starbucks. Or Mr Folgers.

Here are the things I DIDN'T consider before starting my detox "fun:"

I should probably taper off the caffeine injections beforehand rather than going cold turkey. For example, having Grande Skinny Pumpkin Spice Lattes from Starbucks 4 days in a row... probably not a great idea.

I really like food... chewing food. Not drinking some yucky so-called-food.

I have an overactive gag reflex when I smell yucky food... I'll say no more on that subject.

On the flipside:

I lost 3 pounds yesterday! I think it was the fact that all I had all day was two (GROSS) "shakes," an apple, an orange, green tea, some carrots and a boatload of nutritional supplements.

Do I have any converts yet???


granny2five said...

You've gotta be kidding!

Blessed Mama said...

Suddenly I'm pretty satisfied to be fat and happy. :)And as you know, I can lose 3 pounds in a day too. Ha.

LissaLou said...

I am SOOO cracking up right now at my two sisters and their very different methods of losing 3 pounds! I've been wondering how the process is going.

dulce de leche said...

Ay, ay, ay. I've eliminated all kinds of things for food allergies, but there is no way I could give up coffee or chocolate. You are a stronger woman than I!